- set a small stone angel in your yard
- invite whovian to your house
- set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
- randomly move angel’s position close to the house
- start repeating everything they say
- when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie
- wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?
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slow down there satan

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

